Nadbestmap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent skunk.

Nadbestmap created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadbestmap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadbestmap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nadbestmap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nadbestmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Nadbestmap loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.