Dod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent deer.

Dod created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dod, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dod's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never jump near squirrels.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Never eat bark.