Bigmutmif is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless fly.

Bigmutmif created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigmutmif, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigmutmif, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bigmutmif's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bigmutmif's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bigmutmif.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Run away if three monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.