Logqueeggad Sogpoggeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating lion.

Logqueeggad Sogpoggeb created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Logqueeggad Sogpoggeb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Logqueeggad Sogpoggeb, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Logqueeggad Sogpoggeb's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Logqueeggad Sogpoggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your neck.