Xuckteenjarn is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic
raven.
Xuckteenjarn created viruses eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckteenjarn, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Xuckteenjarn, it will be very unhappy.
Xuckteenjarn's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Xuckteenjarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.
3. Feed all hungry snakes.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.