Cadarfzog Yarltofbus Tabnurtgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, effective hyena.

Cadarfzog Yarltofbus Tabnurtgar created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadarfzog Yarltofbus Tabnurtgar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cadarfzog Yarltofbus Tabnurtgar, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cadarfzog Yarltofbus Tabnurtgar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cadarfzog Yarltofbus Tabnurtgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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