Sanddadgan is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, contented
bird.
Sanddadgan created the planet Saturn five million years ago.
If you believe in
Sanddadgan, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sanddadgan, it will remove you from existence.
Sanddadgan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Sanddadgan's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. You must never eat peas.
3. Always wear yellow.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Always look after injured grasshopers.