Sanddadgan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented bird.

Sanddadgan created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Sanddadgan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sanddadgan, it will remove you from existence.

Sanddadgan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sanddadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.