Butstraghub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful elephant.

Butstraghub created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butstraghub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Butstraghub, she will turn you into a sheep.

Butstraghub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Butstraghub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butstraghub.

5. Always take life seriously.