Wadcuttal is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain
giraffe.
Wadcuttal created the Sun four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadcuttal, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Wadcuttal, she will jump up and down on your head.
Wadcuttal's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Wadcuttal's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Never paint your neck green.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never eat green fruit.