Wadcuttal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain giraffe.

Wadcuttal created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcuttal, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wadcuttal, she will jump up and down on your head.

Wadcuttal's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wadcuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never paint your neck green.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.