Nuttagzen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective hare.

Nuttagzen created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttagzen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttagzen, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nuttagzen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nuttagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttagzen.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.