Vigtafmum is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain crab.

Vigtafmum created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Vigtafmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vigtafmum, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vigtafmum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vigtafmum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Never paint your chest magenta.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.