Dankonkenfob is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced butterfly.

Dankonkenfob created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dankonkenfob, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dankonkenfob, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dankonkenfob's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dankonkenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Dankonkenfob loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Never sit in the presence of pigs.