Jip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast hedgehog.

Jip created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jip, she will be very sad.

Jip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve stockings.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always wear brown.