Gumkopcar is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able dragon.

Gumkopcar created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Gumkopcar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumkopcar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gumkopcar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gumkopcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Gumkopcar loves badgers, so they must be respected.