Mabbonwig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, slow snake.

Mabbonwig created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mabbonwig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabbonwig, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mabbonwig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mabbonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabbonwig.

4. Never feed parsnips to hamsters while wearing purple skirts.

5. Never eat green fruit.