Febbumjig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, able wasp.

Febbumjig created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Febbumjig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Febbumjig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Febbumjig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Febbumjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.
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