Tikparkxin is a god.
He takes the form of a small, staggering
tapir.
Tikparkxin created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tikparkxin, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tikparkxin, he will turn you into a worm.
Tikparkxin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Tikparkxin's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers in need.
2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not eat oranges.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.