Fedhotnul is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain gnu.

Fedhotnul created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedhotnul, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedhotnul, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fedhotnul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fedhotnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan rings.

2. Never feed pineapples to grasshopers while wearing gray jumpers.

3. You must pray to Fedhotnul seven times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.