Sogdumdam Liddogxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing fish.

Sogdumdam Liddogxuck created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdumdam Liddogxuck, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sogdumdam Liddogxuck, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sogdumdam Liddogxuck's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sogdumdam Liddogxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to dogs while wearing purple rings.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Sogdumdam Liddogxuck's priests.