Busbidxen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid aardvark.

Busbidxen created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbidxen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Busbidxen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Busbidxen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Busbidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Busbidxen.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about galaxies.