Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm crab.

Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin, she will manifest in front of you.

Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Fabjoplagrutt Hudstipsin must be the most important thing in your life.