Yogkadfat Godbutdap is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, competent
penguin.
Yogkadfat Godbutdap created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yogkadfat Godbutdap, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Yogkadfat Godbutdap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Yogkadfat Godbutdap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Yogkadfat Godbutdap's Holy Commandments1. Yogkadfat Godbutdap loves voles, so they must be honoured.
2. You must never eat carrots.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Horses are not to be trusted.