Tigfonfig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud owl.

Tigfonfig created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfonfig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigfonfig, he will not care.

Tigfonfig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tigfonfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Respect your elders.