Pibvabflow Monbugdod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent ferret.

Pibvabflow Monbugdod created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibvabflow Monbugdod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pibvabflow Monbugdod, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pibvabflow Monbugdod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pibvabflow Monbugdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibvabflow Monbugdod.

5. You must never eat figs.