Cissfasdog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet manatee.

Cissfasdog created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissfasdog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cissfasdog, he will laugh at you.

Cissfasdog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cissfasdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Worship no other gods but Cissfasdog.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.
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