Xinpanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair meerkat.

Xinpanlun created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinpanlun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xinpanlun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xinpanlun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Xinpanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your head mauve.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.

5. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.