Xinpanlun is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair
meerkat.
Xinpanlun created an electron two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xinpanlun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Xinpanlun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Xinpanlun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Xinpanlun's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never paint your head mauve.
3. Never think ill of sick swans.
4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.
5. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.