Wadpopmidrull is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust ferret.

Wadpopmidrull created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadpopmidrull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadpopmidrull, it will strike you with lightening.

Wadpopmidrull's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wadpopmidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wadpopmidrull on top of all buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.