Dimyoknurt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent tortoise.

Dimyoknurt created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimyoknurt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimyoknurt, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dimyoknurt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dimyoknurt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Dimyoknurt on top of important buildings.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dimyoknurt.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.