Fossbogrotsit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, weak dragon.

Fossbogrotsit created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbogrotsit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fossbogrotsit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fossbogrotsit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fossbogrotsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.