Jondidvad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish dog.

Jondidvad created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jondidvad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jondidvad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jondidvad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jondidvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never run near mites.