Sugquillpang is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet warg.

Sugquillpang created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugquillpang, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sugquillpang, it will turn you into a worm.

Sugquillpang's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Sugquillpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never pour water over plants.