Hatqueegdissdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart hare.

Hatqueegdissdoss created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatqueegdissdoss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hatqueegdissdoss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hatqueegdissdoss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hatqueegdissdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hatqueegdissdoss on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.