Xemsidnelflag is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured
tapir.
Xemsidnelflag created energy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xemsidnelflag, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Xemsidnelflag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Xemsidnelflag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Xemsidnelflag's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Xemsidnelflag's priests.
2. Always treat ants with great respect.
3. Do not kill eagles.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never talk about gravity.