Xemsidnelflag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured tapir.

Xemsidnelflag created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemsidnelflag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Xemsidnelflag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Xemsidnelflag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Xemsidnelflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xemsidnelflag's priests.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about gravity.