Bigsadrot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak weasel.

Bigsadrot created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigsadrot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bigsadrot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bigsadrot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bigsadrot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bigsadrot.