Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish meerkat.

Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not take Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw's name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about doves.