Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw
is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish
meerkat
.
Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw
created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw
, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw
, it will jump up and down on your head.
Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw's
most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not take Wipwapnurlyikmadjarn Campakpad Flisyimraw's name in vain.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never talk about doves.
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