Taggodnar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless shrew.

Taggodnar created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taggodnar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Taggodnar, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taggodnar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Taggodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Taggodnar's priests.

3. You must pray to Taggodnar six times a day.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.