Dosskaphim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive zebra.

Dosskaphim created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dosskaphim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dosskaphim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dosskaphim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dosskaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.