Quagarfflapgepwodcim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever sheep.

Quagarfflapgepwodcim created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagarfflapgepwodcim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagarfflapgepwodcim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quagarfflapgepwodcim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Quagarfflapgepwodcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Quagarfflapgepwodcim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Never look in ponds.
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