Omtsan Larp is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy cobra.

Omtsan Larp created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Omtsan Larp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Omtsan Larp, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Omtsan Larp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Omtsan Larp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Fast once a month.