Giljablop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable duck.

Giljablop created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Giljablop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Giljablop, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Giljablop's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Giljablop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Giljablop on top of all buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing cyan tights.