Pibbessas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective scorpion.

Pibbessas created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Pibbessas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibbessas, it will cry a lot.

Pibbessas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pibbessas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.