Belldog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish human.

Belldog created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Belldog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Belldog, he will turn you into a rat.

Belldog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Belldog's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Belldog loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Always help mites.