Flanmigdam is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering chicken.

Flanmigdam created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Flanmigdam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanmigdam, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flanmigdam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Flanmigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Flanmigdam on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide if five birds approach from the east.