Podfabfem is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Podfabfem created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podfabfem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Podfabfem, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Podfabfem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Podfabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Run away if five bats approach from the west.

4. Always obey Podfabfem's priests.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.