Hubafgam is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm owl.

Hubafgam created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubafgam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hubafgam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hubafgam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hubafgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Do not wear red clothing.