Teenlipgun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless dugong.

Teenlipgun created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenlipgun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Teenlipgun, it will turn you into a mole.

Teenlipgun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Teenlipgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not kill great tits.