Nibdosssad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet dryad.

Nibdosssad created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdosssad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibdosssad, he will not care at all.

Nibdosssad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nibdosssad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibdosssad.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.