Sattintal is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless beaver.

Sattintal created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sattintal, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sattintal, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sattintal's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sattintal's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never run in holy places.