Sattintal is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless
beaver.
Sattintal created life four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sattintal, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Sattintal, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Sattintal's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Sattintal's Holy Commandments1. Always help moths.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Never run in holy places.