Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop is a god.
He takes the form of a large, awesome
fairy.
Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop created life eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop, he will turn you into a plant.
Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartjadrawruttjapflagloop.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
5. Do not shave your face.