Gessdidapp is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, unfair
donkey.
Gessdidapp created time and space seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gessdidapp, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gessdidapp, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Gessdidapp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Gessdidapp's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Never think ill of sick voles.
3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Do not dye your hair violet.